ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

deathsock:

paigefillyr:

monobeartheater:

snarkeet:

chemicaal-heart:

reemizzle:

IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM YOU HAVEN’T LIVED

CHILDHOOD

I scrolled past it and then immediately scrolled back up as the memory came rushing back to me
I can suddenly see my whole kindergarten classroom

what the hell is this

IT’S RAINBOW FISH, MOTHERFUCKER, HERE TO SPREAD THE JOY OF COLOUR TO EVERYONE WHO NEEDS SOMETHING TO LIGHT UP THEIR LIFE WITH THE GIFT OF SELFLESSNESS

THIS WAS THE SHIT IN THE 4TH GRADE MOFO’S YOU BETTER STEP UP

deathsock:

paigefillyr:

monobeartheater:

snarkeet:

chemicaal-heart:

reemizzle:

IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM YOU HAVEN’T LIVED

CHILDHOOD

I scrolled past it and then immediately scrolled back up as the memory came rushing back to me

I can suddenly see my whole kindergarten classroom

what the hell is this

IT’S RAINBOW FISH, MOTHERFUCKER, HERE TO SPREAD THE JOY OF COLOUR TO EVERYONE WHO NEEDS SOMETHING TO LIGHT UP THEIR LIFE WITH THE GIFT OF SELFLESSNESS

THIS WAS THE SHIT IN THE 4TH GRADE MOFO’S YOU BETTER STEP UP

mymidnightlullaby:

Now you’re just a reflection of who I used to be.

swagking4000:

rupindre:

vagisodium:

remember when youtube started paying the people who made videos??? thats gonna be tumblr in a couple years and i’m gonna be here for it

this is an eerily accurate prediction because Yahoo! is still competing with Google and Google owns YouTube and now Yahoo! owns tumblr

cant wait to get paid to make dick jokes on the internet

(Source: trashboat)

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(Source: allantruong)

ink-its-art:

owmeex:

Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)

THIS IS SO CUTE AND THEY TURNED OUT TO LOOK REALLY REALLY CUTE AS WELL OMG

(Source: demilked.com)

crucifiedpotato:

faultlessnesscatastrophe:

catp0rn:

catseverywhere:

The deadly banana peel claims another victim. 

WHERE DID THE CAT EVEN GO OMG?

Paranormal Activity: CATS

Don’t you mean cativity

crucifiedpotato:

faultlessnesscatastrophe:

catp0rn:

catseverywhere:

The deadly banana peel claims another victim. 

WHERE DID THE CAT EVEN GO OMG?

Paranormal Activity: CATS

Don’t you mean cativity

(Source: starkswaters)

pubicles:

i do believe she is on da toilet

pubicles:

i do believe she is on da toilet

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

(Source: stability)